Golf Quotes Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.     Dave Barry Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at.     Jimmy Demaret If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.     Bob Hope It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.     H. L. Mencken The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has.     Will Rogers Golf isn't a game, it's a choice that one makes with one's life.     Charles Rosin There's something intrinsically therapeutic about choosing to spend your time in a wide, open park- like setting that non-golfers can never truly understand.     Charles Rosin The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.     Bertrand Russell Previous Subject - God | Next Subject - Gossip