Atheism Quotes How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?     Woody Allen If it turns out that there is a God, I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.     Woody Allen To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.     Woody Allen Nobody talks so constantly about God as those who insist that there is no God.     Heywood Broun An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support.     John Buchan I'm still an atheist, thank God.     Luis Bunuel If there were no God, there would be no Atheists.     G. K. Chesterton When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, "Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don't believe?"     Quentin Crisp It is the final proof of God's omnipotence that he need not exist in order to save us.     Peter De Vries You've got your phenomenon on one hand. Concrete and knowable. On the other hand you've got the incomprehensible. You call it God, but to me, God or no, it remains just that, the unknowable.     Robin Green and Mitchell Burgess I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world.     Georges Duhamel The worst moment for the atheist is when he is really thankful and has nobody to thank.     Dante Gabriel Rossetti I always admired atheists. I think it takes a lot of faith.     Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider The opposite of the religious fanatic is not the fanatical atheist but the gentle cynic who cares not whether there is a god or not.     Eric Hoffer I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.     Jules Renard Shake off all the fears of servile prejudices, under which weak minds are servilely crouched. Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call on her tribunal for every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a God; because, if there be one, he must more approve of the homage of reason than that of blindfolded fear.     Thomas Jefferson If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.     Voltaire I believe in God, only I spell it Nature.     Frank Lloyd Wright I'm a born-again atheist.     Gore Vidal I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up - they have no holidays.     Henny Youngman Previous Subject - Art | Next Subject - Attitude